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achieve from, say, the missionary position. But the thrusts you
do provide will be magnified in their intensity based on the angle at
which you are entering her.

T h e T o p O n e H u n d r e d L o v e m a k i n g T e c h n i q u e s O f A l l T i m eF o r H e r P l e a s u r e • 20#11 Rescuing The CaptainWhat are you going to do when the Captain goes overboard? You've
got to rescue him, right?
Here's What You Need:
One wintergreen or peppermint breath mint with a hole.
Here's How You Do It:
Put the mint in your mouth and give it a couple of minutes to partially
dissolve. In the meantime, get you woman naked. Have her lie on her
back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.
With the mint still in your mouth, arouse your woman by gently kissing
and licking her inner thighs, bikini line and vagina.
If your woman is sufficiently aroused, you should be able to spot the
clitoris. That's the "Captain." It's your job to rescue him.
Move the mint to the tip of your tongue. Press the mint against your
woman's clitoris and release it.
Using suction, draw the clitoris through the hole in the mint. Flick your
tongue as rapidly as you can over the clitoris and mint.
Only when your woman reaches orgasm have you successfully "rescued
the Captain."
If you want to create an entire "Titanic" theme, place an ice cube in your
woman's navel.

T h e T o p O n e H u n d r e d L o v e m a k i n g T e c h n i q u e s O f A l l T i m eF o r H e r P l e a s u r e • 21#12 The Tasmanian Jack-knifeIf you've ever wanted to stimulate those hard-to-reach spots inside your
woman's vagina, this is the position to try.
Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Have her lie down on either her left or right side.
Tell your woman to take whichever leg is on top and raise it towards her
chest so that her foot is resting on her other leg's knee.
Enter your woman from behind. She will be astonished at how deep you
can plunge yourself inside of her.
Continue this position until she's "done-dee."

T h e T o p O n e H u n d r e d L o v e m a k i n g T e c h n i q u e s O f A l l T i m eF o r H e r P l e a s u r e • 22#13 ShowergasmWomen have been pleasuring themselves this way for years. Now it's
your turn.
Here's What You Need:
One hand-held shower massager.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Adjust the water to a comfortable temperature and activate the shower
massager.
Slowly run the water over your woman's legs, thighs and stomach. With
your free hand, gently stroke and caress the inner thighs and bikini line.
Place the first and second fingers of your free hand on each side of her
vagina. Gently push the skin up and out, exposing the clitoris.
Point the jets of water at the clitoris, making sure that the stream is not too hot or forceful. Do not hold the massager too close to your woman.
Start from as far back as you can, slowly moving closer (your woman can
tell you if any adjustments need to be made).
Continue until you induce a powerful and satisfying orgasm.

T h e T o p O n e H u n d r e d L o v e m a k i n g T e c h n i q u e s O f A l l T i m eF o r H e r P l e a s u r e • 23#14 Chinese Field GoalThe next time you order Chinese take-out, ask for the free pair of
chopsticks and give this technique a try. It lets your woman feel your
tongue in areas that you normally could not reach.
Here's What