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FRIVOLOUS CUPID
BY SIR ANTHONY HOPE HAWKINS (ANTHONY HOPE,
PSEUD.)

CONTENTS I. RELUCTANCE II. WHY MEN DON'T MARRY III. A
CHANGE OF HEART IV. A REPENTANT SINNER V. 'TWIXT
WILL AND WILL NOT VI. WHICH SHALL IT BE? VII.
MARRIAGE BY COMPULSION VIII. ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS
WELL

Cupid, I met thee yesterday With an empty quiver, Coming from
Clarinda's house By the reedy river.
And I saw Clarinda stand Near the pansies, weeping, With her hands
upon her breast All thine arrows keeping.

FRIVOLOUS CUPID. ---- I. ---- RELUCTANCE.
I.
Neither life nor the lawn-tennis club was so full at Natterley that the
news of Harry Sterling's return had not some importance.
He came back, moreover, to assume a position very different from his
old one. He had left Harrow now, departing in the sweet aroma of a
long score against Eton at Lord's, and was to go up to Oxford in
October. Now between a schoolboy and a University man there is a
gulf, indicated unmistakably by the cigarette which adorned Harry's
mouth as he walked down the street with a newly acquiescent father,

and thoroughly realized by his old playmates. The young men greeted
him as an equal, the boys grudgingly accepted his superiority, and the
girls received him much as though they had never met him before in
their lives and were pressingly in need of an introduction. These
features of his reappearance amused Mrs. Mortimer; she recollected
him as an untidy, shy, pretty boy; but mind, working on matter, had so
transformed him that she was doubtful enough about him to ask her
husband if that were really Harry Sterling.
Mr. Mortimer, mopping his bald head after one of his energetic failures
at lawn tennis, grunted assent, and remarked that a few years more
would see a like development in their elder son, a remark which
bordered on absurdity; for Johnny was but eight, and ten years are not a
few years to a lady of twenty-eight, whatever they may seem to a man
of forty-four.
Presently Harry, shaking himself free from an entangling group of the
Vicarage girls, joined his father, and the two came across to Mrs.
Mortimer.
She was a favorite of old Sterling's, and he was proud to present his
handsome son to her. She listened graciously to his jocosities, stealing
a glance at Harry when his father called him "a good boy." Harry
blushed and assumed an air of indifference, tossing his hair back from
his smooth forehead, and swinging his racket carelessly in his hand.
The lady addressed some words of patronizing kindness to him,
seeking to put him at his ease. She seemed to succeed to some extent,
for he let his father and her husband go off together, and sat down by
her on the bench, regardless of the fact that the Vicarage girls were
waiting for him to make a fourth.
He said nothing, and Mrs. Mortimer looked at him from under her long
lashes; in so doing she discovered that he was looking at her.
"Aren't you going to play any more, Mr. Sterling?" she asked.
"Why aren't you playing?" he rejoined.
"My husband says I play too badly."
"Oh, play with me! We shall make a good pair."
"Then you must be very good."
"Well, no one can play a hang here, you know. Besides I'm sure you're
all right, really."
"You forget my weight of years."

He opened his blue eyes a little, and laughed. He was, in fact,
astonished to find that she was quite a young woman. Remembering
old Mortimer and the babies, he had thought of her as full middle-aged.
But she was not; nor had she that likeness to a suet pudding, which his
newborn critical faculty cruelly detected in his old friends, the Vicarage
girls.
There was one of them--Maudie--with whom he had flirted in his
holidays; he wondered at that, especially when a relentless memory
told him that Mrs. Mortimer must have been at the parties where the
thing went on. He felt very much older, so much older that Mrs.
Mortimer became at once a contemporary. Why, then, should she begin,
as she now did, to talk to him, in quasi maternal fashion, about his
prospects? Men