Fishing with a Worm

Fishing with a Worm

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Title: Fishing with a Worm
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FISHING WITH A WORM

by
BLISS PERRY
Boston and New York Houghton Mifflin Company
MDCCCCXVI

FISHING WITH A WORM
"The last fish I caught was with a worm."--IZAAK WALTON.
A defective logic is the born fisherman's portion. He is a pattern of
inconsistency. He does the things which he ought not to do, and he
leaves undone the things which other people think he ought to do. He
observes the wind when he should be sowing, and he regards the clouds,
with temptation tugging familiarly at his heartstrings, when he might be
grasping the useful sickle. It is a wonder that there is so much health in
him. A sorrowing political economist remarked to me in early boyhood,
as a jolly red-bearded neighbor, followed by an abnormally fat dog,
sauntered past us for his nooning: "That man is the best carpenter in
town, but he will leave the most important job whenever he wants to go
fishing." I stared at the sinful carpenter, who swung along leisurely in
the May sunshine, keeping just ahead of his dog. To leave one's job in
order to go fishing! How illogical!
Years bring the reconciling mind. The world grows big enough to
include within its scheme both the instructive political economist and
the truant mechanic. But that trick of truly logical behavior seems
harder to the man than to the child. For example, I climbed up to my
den under the eaves last night--a sour, black sea-fog lying all about, and
the December sleet crackling against the window-panes--in order to
varnish a certain fly-rod. Now rods ought to be put in order in
September, when the fishing closes, or else in April, when it opens. To
varnish a rod in December proves that one possesses either a dilatory or
a childishly anticipatory mind. But before uncorking the varnish bottle,
it occurred to me to examine a dog-eared, water-stained fly-book, to

guard against the ravages of possible moths. This interlude proved fatal
to the varnishing. A half hour went happily by in rearranging the flies.
Then, with a fisherman's lack of sequence, as I picked out here and
there a plain snell-hook from the gaudy feathered ones, I said to myself
with a generous glow at the heart: "Fly-fishing has had enough sacred
poets celebrating it already. Is n't there a good deal to be said, after all,
for fishing with a worm?"
Could there be a more illogical proceeding? And here follows the
treatise,--a Defense of Results, an Apology for
Opportunism,--conceived in agreeable procrastination, devoted to the
praise of the inconsequential angleworm, and dedicated to a childish
memory of a whistling carpenter and his fat dog.
Let us face the worst at the very beginning. It shall be a shameless
example of fishing under conditions that make the fly a mockery. Take
the Taylor Brook, "between the roads," on the headwaters of the
Lamoille. The place is a jungle. The swamp maples and cedars were
felled a generation ago, and the tops were trimmed into the brook. The
alders and moosewood are higher than your head; on every tiny knoll
the fir balsams have gained a footing, and creep down, impenetrable, to
the edge of the water. In the open spaces the Joe-Pye weed swarms. In
two minutes After leaving the upper road you have scared a mink or a
rabbit, and you have probably lost the brook. Listen! It is only a gurgle
here, droning along, smooth and dark, under the tangle of cedar-tops
and the shadow of the balsams. Follow the sound cautiously. There,
beyond the Joe-Pye weed, and between the stump and the cedar-top, is
a hand's breadth of black water. Fly-casting is impossible in this maze
of dead and living branches. Shorten your line to two feet, or even less,
bait your hook with a worm, and drop it gingerly into that gurgling
crevice of water. Before it has sunk six inches, if there is not one of
those black-backed, orange-bellied, Taylor Brook trout fighting with it,
something is wrong with your worm or with