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, an d it ra re ly lea ve s you fee lin g lik e you d idn ’t ge t enou gh . S ound s a lo t lik e f
is tf u ck in g, you sa y? W ell, rig h t you a re , giv e tha t lad y a cig a r. The re a re a lo t of s
im ila rit ie s. If you lik e ge tt in g fis te d in you r cu nt, you ’r e ve ry lik e ly to en jo y ge ttin g f
u ck ed in you r ass . G
ettin g b uttf u ck ed als o fo rc e s you to slo w down, loo se n up , an d en jo y th e m
om en t. You can ’t be to o g oal- o rien te d ab ou t it — it sim ply doe sn ’t w ork . You ha
ve to re la x, m en ta lly as well as ph ys ic a ll y , and you ha ve to be w illi ng to en jo y a
s much a s you en jo y and no t pu sh you rs e lf to ta ke more th an you ca n . If you app
ro a ch ge ttin g assfu ck ed lik e you ’r e tr a in in g fo r a mara th on , you ’r e go in g to w
ind up wit h an e xtr e m ely so re a ssho le . For so m eo ne lik e me, an in sta n t- g
ra tif ic a tio n jun kie who ha s to ge t t he re rig h t no w and wan ts to be a t the ne xt p
la ce a s soon a s sh e arr iv e s, it ’s ve ry v aluab le to ge t f uck ed in a way tha t forc e s m
e to sta y in the mom en t. (S ee “bu ttf u ck in g: sim ila rit ie s to fis tin g,” pre ced in g pa
ra graph .) I
don ’t w an t to pu sh the “jo ys of the fo rb id den ” an gle to o much . It see ms tha t ha lf o
f w ha t I re ad ab ou t bu ttf u ck in g g oes on fo r da ys abou t ho w dir ty and slea zy and na
sty an d fo rb id d en it all i s. I pe rs ona lly fin d th a t an gle a litt le tir e so m e, and more t
ha n a litt le sim plis tic . A fter all, it w ou ldn ’t ha ve b een fo rb id de n if it w eren ’t fu n in t
he fir s t pla ce , rig h t? You don ’t ha ve to pu t a tab oo on s o m eth in g tha t nobod y w
an ts to do an yw ay. I t hin k it ’s a lo t m ore in te re stin g to ta lk ab ou t w hy ass fu ck in g w
ou ld be fu n e ven if