Farm Ballads | Page 6

as happy as a queen?When you walked with her on Sunday, looking sober, straight, and clean?
"WHEN YOU WALKED WITH HER ON SUNDAY, LOOKING SOBER, STRAIGHT, AND CLEAN."
How she cried out half her sight,?When you staggered by, next night,?Twice as dirty as a serpent, and a hundred times as tight?
How our hearts with pleasure warmed?When your mother, though it stormed.?Run up here one day to tell us that you truly had reformed? How that very self-same day,?When upon her homeward way,?She run on you, where you'd hidden, full three-quarters o'er the bay?
Oh, you little whisky-keg!?Oh, you horrid little egg!?You're goin' to destruction with your swiftest foot and leg! I've a mind to take you out?Underneath the water-spout,?Just to rinse you up a little, so you'll know what you're about!
But you've got a handsome eye,?And, although I can't tell why,?Somethin' somewhere in you always lets you get another try: So, for all that I have said,?I'll not douse you; but, instead,?I will strip you, I will rub you, I will put you into bed!
OUT OF THE OLD HOUSE, NANCY.
Out of the old house, Nancy--moved up into the new;?All the hurry and worry is just as good as through.?Only a bounden duty remains for you and I--?And that's to stand on the door-step, here, and bid the?old house good-bye.
"AND BID THE OLD HOUSE GOOD-BYE."
What a shell we've lived in, these nineteen or twenty years! Wonder it hadn't smashed in, and tumbled about our ears;?Wonder it's stuck together, and answered till to-day;?But every individual log was put up here to stay.
Things looked rather new, though, when this old house was built; And things that blossomed you would've made some women wilt; And every other day, then, as sure as day would break,?My neighbor Ager come this way, invitin' me to "shake."
And you, for want of neighbors, was sometimes blue and sad, For wolves and bears and wild-cats was the nearest ones you had; But lookin' ahead to the clearin', we worked with all our might, Until we was fairly out of the woods, and things was goin' right.
Look up there at our new house!--ain't it a thing to see??Tall and big and handsome, and new as new can be;?All in apple-pie order, especially the shelves,?And never a debt to say but what we own it all ourselves.
Look at our old log-house--how little it now appears!?But it's never gone back on us for nineteen or twenty years; An' I won't go back on it now, or go to pokin' fun--?There's such a thing as praisin' a thing for the good that it has done.
Probably you remember how rich we was that night,?When we was fairly settled, an' had things snug and tight:?We feel as proud as you please, Nancy, over our house that's new, But we felt as proud under this old roof, and a good deal prouder, too.
Never a handsomer house was seen beneath the sun:?Kitchen and parlor and bedroom--we had 'em all in one;?And the fat old wooden clock that we bought when we come West, Was tickin' away in the corner there, and doin' its level best.
Trees was all around us, a-whisperin' cheering words;?Loud was the squirrel's chatter, and sweet the songs of birds; And home grew sweeter and brighter--our courage began to mount-- And things looked hearty and happy then, and work appeared to count.
And here one night it happened, when things was goin' bad,?We fell in a deep old quarrel--the first we ever had;?And when you give out and cried, then I, like a fool, give in, And then we agreed to rub all out, and start the thing ag'in.
Here it was, you remember, we sat when the day was done,?And you was a-makin' clothing that wasn't for either one;?And often a soft word of love I was soft enough to say,?And the wolves was howlin' in the woods not twenty rods away.
Then our first-born baby--a regular little joy,?Though I fretted a little because it wasn't a boy:?Wa'n't she a little flirt, though, with all her pouts and smiles? Why, settlers come to see that show a half a dozen miles.
"SETTLERS COME TO SEE THAT SHOW A HALF A DOZEN MILES."
Yonder sat the cradle--a homely, home-made thing,?And many a night I rocked it, providin' you would sing;?And many a little squatter brought up with us to stay--?And so that cradle, for many a year, was never put away.
How they kept a-comin', so cunnin' and fat and small!?How they growed! 'twas a wonder how we found room for 'em all; But though the house was crowded, it empty seemed that day?When Jennie lay by the fire-place, there, and moaned her life away.
And right in there the preacher, with Bible and hymn-book, stood,
"RIGHT IN THERE THE PREACHER, WITH BIBLE AND HYMN-BOOK STOOD."
"'Twixt the dead and the living," and "hoped 'twould do us