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Etext prepared by Ian Hodgson,
[email protected] and Dagny,
[email protected] and Emma Dudding, [email protected]
and John Bickers, [email protected]

DROLL STORIES COLLECTED FROM THE ABBEYS OF
TOURAINE VOLUME III: THE THIRD TEN TALES
by HONORE DE BALZAC

CONTENTS
THE THIRD TEN TALES
PROLOGUE PERSEVERANCE IN LOVE CONCERNING A
PROVOST WHO DID NOT RECOGNISE THINGS ABOUT THE
MONK AMADOR, WHO WAS A GLORIOUS ABBOT OF
TURPENAY BERTHA THE PENITENT HOW THE PRETTY MAID
OF PORTILLON CONVINCED HER JUDGE IN WHICH IT IS
DEMONSTRATED THAT FORTUNE IS ALWAYS FEMININE
CONCERNING A POOR MAN WHO WAS CALLED LE VIEUX

PAR-CHEMINS ODD SAYINGS OF THREE PILGRIMS
INNOCENCE THE FAIR IMPERIA MARRIED

THIRD TEN TALES

PROLOGUE
Certain persons have interrogated the author as to why there was such a
demand for these tales that no year passes without his giving an
instalment of them, and why he has lately taken to writing commas
mixed up with bad syllables, at which the ladies publicly knit their
brows, and have put to him other questions of a like character.
The author declares that these treacherous words, cast like pebbles in
his path, have touched him in the very depths of his heart, and he is
sufficiently cognisant of his duty not to fail to give to his special
audience in this prologue certain reasons other than the preceding ones,
because it is always necessary to reason with children until they are
grown up, understand things, and hold their tongues; and because he
perceives many mischievous fellows among the crowd of noisy people,
who ignore at pleasure the real object of these volumes.
In the first place know, that if certain virtuous ladies--I say virtuous
because common and low class women do not read these stories,
preferring those that are never published; on the contrary, other
citizens' wives and ladies, of high respectability and godliness,
although doubtless disgusted with the subject-matter, read them piously
to satisfy an evil spirit, and thus keep themselves virtuous. Do you
understand, my good reapers of horns? It is better to be deceived by the
tale of a book than cuckolded through the story of a gentleman. You are
saved the damage by this, poor fools! besides which, often your lady
becomes enamoured, is seized with fecund agitations to your advantage,
raised in her by the present book. Therefore do these volumes assist to
populate the land and maintain it in mirth, honour and health. I say
mirth, because much is to be derived from these tales. I say honour,

because you save your nest from the claws of that