Deadwood Dick, The Prince of the Road | Page 2

Joe's redeeming characteristics; charity was the very thing he did
not recognize, yet some wag had facetiously branded him Charity Joe, and the appellation
had clung to him ever since. He was well advanced in years, yet withal a good trailer and
an expert guide, as the success of his many late expeditions into the Black Hills had
evidenced.
Those who had heard of Joe's skill as a guide, intrusted themselves in his care, for, while
the stages were stopped more or less on each trip, Charity Joe's train invariably went
through all safe and sound. This was partly owing to his acquaintance with various bands
of Indians, who were the chief cause of annoyance on the trip.
So far we see the train toward the land of gold, without their having seen sight or sound
of hostile red-skins, and Charity is just chuckling over his usual good luck:
"I tell ye what, fellers, we've hed a fa'r sort uv a shake, so fur, an' no mistake 'bout it.
Barrin' thar ain't no Sittin' Bulls layin' in wait fer us, behead yander, in ther mounts, I'm
of ther candid opinion we'll get through wi'out scrapin' a ha'r."
"I hope so," said Fearless Frank, rolling over on the grass and gazing at the guide,
thoughtfully, "but I doubt it. It seems to me that one hears of more butchering, lately,
than there was a month ago--all on account of the influx of ruffianly characters into the
Black Hills!"
"Not all owing to that, chippy," interposed "General" Nix, as he had immediately been
christened by the miners--"not all owing to that. Thar's them gol danged copper-colored
guests uv ther government--they're kickin' up three pints uv the'r rumpus, more or
less--consider'bly less of more than more o' less. Take a passel uv them barbarities an'
shet 'em up inter a prison for three or thirteen yeers, an' ye'd see w'at an impression et'd
make, now. Thar'd be siveral less massycrees a week, an' ye wouldn't see a rufyan onc't a
month. W'y, gentlefellows, thar'd nevyar been a ruffian, ef et hedn't been fer ther cussed
Injun tribe--not one! Ther infarnal critters ar' ther instignators uv more deviltry nor a cat
wi' nine tails."
"Yes, we will admit that the reds are not of saintly origin," said Fearless Frank, with a
quiet smile. "In fact I know of several who are far from being angels, myself. There is old

Sitting Bull, for instance, and Lone Lion, Rain-in-the-Face, and Horse-with-the-Red-Eye,
and so forth, and so forth!"
"Exactly. Every one o' 'em's a danged descendant o' ther old Satan, hisself."
[Illustration: Ha! ha! ha! isn't that rich, now? Ha! ha! ha! arrest Deadwood Dick if you
can!]
"Layin' aside ther Injun subjeck," said Charity Joe, forking into the roasted venison, "I
move thet we take up a silent debate on ther pecooliarities uv a deer's hind legs; so heer
goes!"
He cut out a huge slice with his bowie, sprinkled it over with salt, and began to devour it
by very large mouthfuls. All hands proceeded to follow his example, and the noonday
meal was dispatched in silence. After each man had fully satisfied his appetite and the
mules and Fearless Frank's horse had grazed until they were full as ticks, the order was
given to hitch up, which was speedily done, and the caravan was soon in motion, toiling
along like a diminutive serpent across the plain.
The afternoon was a mild, sunny one in early autumn, with a refreshing breeze perfumed
with the delicate scent of after-harvest flowers wafting down from the cool regions of the
Northwest, where lay the new El Dorado--the land of gold.
Fearless Frank bestrode a noble bay steed of fire and nerve, while old General Nix rode
an extra mule that he had purchased of Charity Joe. The remainder of the company rode
in the wagons or "hoofed it," as best suited their mood--walking sometimes being
preferable to the rumbling and jolting of the heavy vehicles.
Steadily along through the afternoon sunlight the train wended its way, the teamsters
alternately singing and cursing their mules, as they jogged along. Fearless Frank and the
"General" rode several hundred yards in advance, both apparently engrossed in deepest
thought, for neither spoke until, toward the close of the afternoon, Charity Joe called their
attention to a series of low, faint cries brought down upon their hearing by the stiff
northerly wind.
"'Pears to me as how them sound sorter human like," said the old guide, trotting along
beside the young man's horse, as he made known the discovery. "Jes' listen, now, an' see
if ye ain't uv ther same opinion!"
The youth did listen, and at the same time swept the plain with his eagle eyes, in search
of the object from which