Deadly Jokes In Hindi | Page 2

phir bhi aaj kisi ka \par
intzar he kyun. \par
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How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then \par
make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch \par
its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson ..... ** \par
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Teacher:make a sentence in \par
which 1word reapets 4times... \par
Santa: Lara Dutta married \par
Brian Lara & she became Lara \par
Lara... \par
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it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, \par
donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. \par
dont change your finger now its to late ! \par
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koi patthar na mare mere is \par
deewane ko, koi patthar na \par
mare mere is deewane ko, are \par
BOMB ka jamana hai uda do \par
sale ko.** \par
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Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be \par
kept in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there \par
too...not with u but laughing at u... \par
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se, \par
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na \par
banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi \par
cheez hai humare paas, Kahin \par
wo bhi common na ho jaye \par
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Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... \par
Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod \par
jaate hain.... \par
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twinkle twinkle little star...u \par
should know what u r...and \par
once u know what u r...mental \par
hospital is not so far...** \par
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Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 \par
Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. \par
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye. \par
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Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor \par
hue teri judai se...Gaur \par
farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue \par
teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab \par
kheech le jaati hai charpai \par
se.... \par
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Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA \par
sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab \par
uski choti behan ko fasayenge. \par
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QAYAMAT K DIN JAB \par
FARISHTOON NE SUB SE \par
KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH \par
PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB \par
SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH \par
LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI \par
AWAZ AAYI ............., \par
Supliment Plz \par
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In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a \par
danger... In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this \par
world every person like u is a treasure.... \par
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dil mein basi hai yaad teri, \par
aankhon mein basi hai \par
tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai \par
yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM \par
and JERRY** \par
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call \par
me... If you need me, come to me... If you need \par
money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE \par
REACHED! \par
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Woh Kaunsi situation hai....?\par
Jisme ladke 10 min main thak jate he \par
aur ladki chahti he ki wo karta rahe ....\par
"SHOPPING"\par
Kya socha apne\par
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I'll ask a que U should answer \par
only by saying yes or no.Here \par
is the que... Do ur parents \par
know that u r a mental \par
patient??? \par
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Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So \par
please keep smiling to reduce population. \par
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Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni \par
ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon \par
tumhari Patli Kamar par. \par
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... \par
to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi \par
nahi ** \par
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Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, \par
hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : \par
Chandni agar chaand se hogi \par
to sitaron ka kya hoga, \par
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to \par
hazaron ka kya hoga. \par
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Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like \par
2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel \par
free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!! \par
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Kar Khudko buland itnaa.. Ke \par
Himaalay ki choti pe jaa \par
pahunche.. aur khuda tumse \par
puche.. Abe gadhe... ab \par
utrega kaise \par
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)\par
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things \par
work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv \par
so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!** \par
(From:Raja - Chennai) \par
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Boy: what will u give me as \par
reward if i climb Mt.Everest? \par
Girl: A push. \par
(From:Raja - Chennai)\par
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In candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE \par
BILL \par
(From:prachi - ) \par
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Luk at the world as 1 big \par
chocolate cake. It would never \par
b complete without few \par
sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME \par
& nut like U** \par
(From:Raja - Chennai)\par
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EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai \par
nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni \par
wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..** \par
(From:Jerry - Ahmedabad)\par
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why do monkeys love \par
banana.... - oops i am so \par
sorry ........ - thats your \par
personal matter! \par
(From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - \par
Aurangabad)\par
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S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM \par
KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to \par
send kar dya karo sare din me \par
(From:kishan - raigarh)\par
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I read in d newsppr dat sendin \par
msgs 2 frnds causes radiation \par
dat cause cancer. So,aaj se \par
band! I hv decided