Deadly Jokes In Hindi | Page 4

man caught a \par
pickpocket redhaned and ask \par
the pickpockter, are you not a \par
shame to pick my pocket , The \par
pickpockter said you should be \par
shamed is you dont have even \par
a rupee in your pocket. \par
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) \par
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Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare \par
Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere \par
Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe \par
Chaand Sa!!! \par
(From:mahesh - kolhapur) \par
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A Mother makes her son \par
Intelligent in 20 years, but a \par
Girl makes him Stupid in 2 \par
minutes. \par
(From:za slaeemi) \par
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2 live a life v need \par
brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n \par
mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without \par
them!!! \par
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) \par
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palkon pe apni bitaya hai \par
tumhe,badi duao ke baad \par
paaya hai tumhe,aasani se \par
nahi mile ho tum National \par
zuological Park se churaya hai \par
tumhe!!** \par
(From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon) \par
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Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le \par
mat lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.** \par
(From:Deepak - Delhi) \par
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ur SMILE can be compared to \par
a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a \par
CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a \par
CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv \par
no COMPARISION u r the \par
best!!!!!!** \par
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) \par
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Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke \par
liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no \par
one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa \par
gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare \par
jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa \par
rahi hai. \par
(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand) \par
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Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni \par
Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna \par
AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne \par
CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER \par
Milakar Uska MURDER \par
Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne \par
UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar \par
Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To \par
Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is \par
KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI \par
Hai. \par
(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar \par
Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch) \par
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gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye \par
tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.** \par
(From:ali - india) \par
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kabhi kehte the dost hamare \par
ke jaan bhi maango to hazir \par
hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan \par
kehte hai , aur maango to \par
inkaar karte hain** \par
(From:Atul - ) \par
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Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are \par
kept in Zoo \par
(From:afshan - khi) \par
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Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, \par
Woh pareshaan hoke sochne \par
laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka \par
dalwaya tha, tho phir Network \par
Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!?? \par
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai) \par
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what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice \par
comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz \par
contact zoo for details... \par
(From:afshan,khi) \par
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Hey friend remember that \par
without stupidity there can be \par
no wisdom & without ugliness \par
there can be no beauty so the \par
world needs YOU after all! \par
(From:afshan - khi) \par
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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE \par
CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE \par
DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA \par
TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA.. ** \par
(From:vicky - surat) \par
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Someday u may lose ur hair. \par
u may lose ur teeth- ur money \par
& even lose ur mind. But 1 \par
thing u will never loose is ur \par
good looks. coz u cant lose \par
wot u dont have! \par
(From:afshan,khi) \par
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chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat \par
ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi \par
akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi. \par
(From:shafic - purna) \par
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share sunata hoo... jara goor \par
say soniya mujhe sher nahee \par
aata kisi aur say soniya** \par
(From:shirish - jalgaon) \par
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I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small \par
party and only few people will be invited. dontbring any \par
gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!! \par
(From:prity - Amsterddam) \par
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Jindagi me agar koi bada kam \par
karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, \par
shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir \par
khichwao aur duniya ko woh \par
tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u \par
r great \par
(From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - \par
\par
Dhule) \par
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife \par
instead: Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The \par
next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told \par
you the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he \par
calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By \par
this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE \par
ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, \par
DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . \par
he replied laughing, I just love hearing it. . . . \par
(From:Afshan ) \par
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wat did computer think wen u \par
sit front of it?he think \par
that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT \par
OUTSIDE. \par
(From:Afshan) \par
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Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu \par
ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay \par
anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata \par
dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. \par
Dosra Pagal