Deadly Jokes In Hindi

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\fs32 DEADLY PJ s\fs20\par
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dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU \par
kehna : agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat \par
raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna \par
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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath \par
the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe \par
se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO ** \par
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Well come to www.love.com \par
type pass word ***** \par
processing....... Sorry aap ki \par
pyar karane ki umar gujar \par
chuki hai. Please try for \par
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Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir \par
Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, \par
Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! Happy \par
POLA!!!\par
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agar aap hoshiyaar hai to \par
mere sawal ka jawab ha ya na \par
main dena kya tumhe \par
pagalpan ke daure padna \par
band ho gaya?**\par
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tum hasate bahut ho,man ko bhate bahut ho ji chahata \par
hai le jao tumhe dinner par ,par kambakht tum khate \par
bahut ho** \par
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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya \par
Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki \par
Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho \par
Gaya, Iss Baat Se Sari Class \par
Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari \par
Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass \par
Ho Gaya\par
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uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte \par
ho.,saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?, ab mujhe reply \par
mat karna., im sleeping.** \par
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God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, \par
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki \par
behje mein bheja hi nahi \par
bheja.** \par
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100 gram Mitti,.....100 gram Kanakad ke \par
pathar....25species ke keede makode....5 gram ke \par
makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur \par
brain....** \par
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SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA \par
PADA, WOH PARESHAAN \par
HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! \par
CARD THO AIRTEL KA \par
DALWAYA THA, THO PHIR \par
NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN \par
AA RAHA HAI!!??** \par
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ram ji ne dhanush toda seetaji dodi chali ayi. krishan ji \par
ne bansi bajai radha ji bhaghi chali ayi aur mene sirf \par
seeti bajai to apne baap ko bula layi** \par
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apne dil me basjayenge SMS \par
ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge \par
RING TONE ki tarah.,., dost \par
kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki \par
tarah.,., sirf aap busy na \par
rehana NETWORK ki \par
tarah.,.,** \par
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GEETASAR: MOBILE nirjeev hain !! SIM CARD iski ATMA \par
hai. !! SMS wo GYAN hain , jo BATNE se BADTA hain. !! \par
Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar SMS KIYA \par
KARO. !!! \par
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COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO \par
NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, \par
ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA \par
BANDER HATH ME MOBILE \par
PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST \par
ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA \par
HAI** \par
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sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya \par
kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai. hum log tash khel \par
raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..** \par
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LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA \par
GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST \par
SITI BAJANE LAGE RAKHKE \par
MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO \par
PATANE LAGE. \par
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sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to \par
collect donetion for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- \par
give him a glass of water!! ** \par
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Tum meri zindagee men es \par
tarah samai ho, jaise bajre ke \par
khet me koi bhais ghus aai ho \par
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me ushke PYAAR me ban gaya BARAF ka GOLA aur vo \par
bewafa kehati hai thanda matlab COCA-COLA.** \par
(From:jatin - surat) \par
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Hum itne sweet nahi, ki \par
diabeties hojaye! na itne salty \par
ki, B.P. badha jaye!! na itane \par
testy ki maza aajaye, Par itne \par
Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad na \par
aye!!!! ** \par
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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar gaye to tera \par
naam lagayenge... Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum \par
upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge.... \par
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver \par
ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo \par
fever ho tum Doob kar jisme \par
marr jaoo vo River ho tum \par
Mere jeevan mein ab to \par
forever ho tum\'85** \par
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Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can \par
live without BRAIN........ Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha \par
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maina tujhe chaha apna \par
samajh ke, tera baap ne \par
mujhe petta dholak samajh \par
ke. \par
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Na tu Chhat per aati, na mai tera diwana hota, na tu \par
pathar marti , na ma kana hota.. \par
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phool ko mat toro kanta lag \par
jaye ga, larki ko mat chero \par
chanta lag jaye ga** \par
Mere Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye....Tere ishq \par
mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye.....** \par
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Khuda kisiko kisi pe fida na \par
kare, kare to qayamat tak \par
juda na kare, mana ke koi \par
marta nahi judai mein lekin \par
jee bhi nahi pata tanhai \par
mein.** \par
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wen the time comes 4 u to give ur heart 2 someone \par
make sure that u select sum1 who will never break ur \par
heart coz broken heart have no spare parts** \par
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pooja-ek ajib sa dilme hulchul \par
he kyun,ye anjanasa dard he \par
kyun,na koi ehshas na arzoo \par
he koi,