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to think. I knew if I went home a whipping
was waiting for me, and that I could do without.
There was a boy just a little older than myself, Mike ----,[1] that was
"on the bum," as we used to say. The boys would give him some of the
lunch they had brought to school, and I thought I would join forces
with and be his pal. I saw Mike and told him all about the licking, and
Mike said, "Don't go home; you are a fool if you do." We went around,
and I was getting hungry, when we thought of a plan by which we
could get something to eat. Mother ran a book in a grocery store, and
Mike said, "Go to the store and get a few things, and say you don't have
the book but will bring it when you come again." I went to the store and
got a ham, a pound of butter, two loaves of bread and one box of
sardines.
[Footnote 1: Where proper names are left blank they refer to real
persons or places.]
Some people will ask how I can remember so many years back. I
remember my first night away from home as though it was yesterday,
and I'll never forget it as long as I live. After I got the things the grocer
said, "Where is the book?" I told him mother had mislaid it, and he said,
"Bring it the next time." We built a fire and cooked the ham and had

lots to eat.
Up to this time it had all been smooth sailing; it was warm and we had
a good time in general. We had a swim with some other boys, and after
telling them not to say that they saw me, we left them. I asked Mike
where we were going to sleep, and he said, "I'll show you when it's
time."
After a while Mike said, "I guess we had better go to bed." Off we
started across the lots until we came to a big haystack, and Mike
stooped down and began to pull hay out of the stack and work his way
inside. Remember I was green at the business; I had never been away
from home before; and Mike, though only a little older, was used to
this kind of life. Well, I pulled out hay enough, as I thought, and
crawled in, but there was no sleep for me. I kept thinking and thinking.
I would call Mike and ask him if he was asleep, and he would say, "Oh,
shut up and let a fellow sleep!"
I am no coward, never was, but I was scared that night for fair. About
midnight I must have dozed off to sleep when something seemed to be
pushing at my feet. I was wide awake now, and shook Mike, but he
only turned over and seemed to sleep all the sounder. I could hear the
grunting and pushing outside all the time. My head was under and my
feet covered with the hay, when something took hold of my foot and
began to chew. My hair stood on end, and I gave a yell that would have
awakened "The Seven Sleepers." It woke Mike, and the last I heard of
him that night he was laughing as though he would split his sides, and
all he could shout was, "Pigs, pigs!" as I went flying toward home. I got
there as soon as my feet would carry me. I found the house up and
mother and sister crying, while father was trying to make them stop.
When I shook the door it opened and I was home again, and I was
mighty glad.
The reason for the crying was that when it got late and the folks began
to look for me, one of the boys said that the last time he saw me I was
swimming with Mike ----. When I did not come home they thought
surely I was drowned, but I was born for a different fate. Sometimes in
my years of roaming afterwards I wished I had been drowned as they

thought. They were so glad to see me again that there was no whipping,
and I went to school next morning promising to be a better boy.
A BASEBALL GAME
I was fast becoming initiated in the ways of the Devil. There was
nothing that I would not do. I remember one time when mother thought
I was going to school but found out I was "on the hook." She decided to
punish me, and that night after I had gone to sleep she came into my
room and took all my clothes except my shirt. I certainly was in a fix. I
had to