Carnacs Folly | Page 7

With a loud laugh Larue held up his hand, Carnac, who was half-drunk,
did the same, and after a little hesitation Luzanne also.
"Good--a gay little comedy, that's what it is. I'm off for the Judge," and
away went Ingot hard afoot, having already engaged a Judge, called
Grimshaw, in the village near to perform the ceremony. When he had
gone, Larue went off to smoke and Luzanne and Carnac cleared up the
lunch- things and put all away in the baskets. When it was finished,
Carnac and Luzanne sat down under a tree and talked cheerfully, and
Luzanne was never so effective as she was that day. They laughed over
the mock ceremony to be performed.
"I'm a Catholic, you know," said Luzanne, "and it isn't legal in my
church with no dispensation to be married to a Protestant like you. But
as it is, what does it matter!"
"Well, that's true," said Carnac. "I suppose I ought to be acting the
lover now; I ought to be kissing you, oughtn't I?"
"As an actor, yes, but as a man, better not unless others are present.
Wait till the others come. Wait for witnesses, so that it can look like the
real thing.
"See, there they come now." She pointed, and in the near distance Ingot
could be seen approaching with a short, clean-shaven, roly-poly sort of

man who did not look legal, but was a real magistrate. He came
waddling along in good spirits and rather pompously. At that moment
Larue appeared. Presently Ingot presented the Judge to the would--be
bride and bridegroom. "You wish to be married-you are Mr. Grier?"
said Judge Grimshaw.
"That's me and I'm ready," said Carnac. "Get on with the show. What's
the first thing?"
"Well, the regular thing is to sign some forms, stating age, residence,
etc., and here they are all ready. Brought 'em along with me. Most
unusual form of ceremony, but it'll do. It's all right. Here are the papers
to sign."
Carnac hastily scratched in the needed information, and Luzanne doing
the same, the magistrate pocketed the papers.
"Now we can perform the ceremony," said the Judge. "Mr. Larue, you
go down there with the young lady and bring her up in form, and Mr.
Carnac Grier waits here."
Larue went away with Luzanne, and presently turned, and she, with her
arm in his, came forward. Carnac stood waiting with a smile on his face,
for it seemed good acting. When Luzanne came, her father handed her
over, and the marriage ceremony proceeded. Presently it concluded,
and Grimshaw, who had had more drink than was good for him, wound
up the ceremony with the words: "And may the Lord have mercy on
you!"
Every one laughed, Carnac kissed the bride, and the Judge handed her
the marriage certificate duly signed. It was now Carnac's duty to pay in
the usual way for the ceremony, and he handed the Judge ten dollars;
and Grimshaw rolled away towards the village, Ingot having also given
him ten.
"That's as good a piece of acting as I've ever seen," said Larue with a
grin. "It beats Coquelin and Henry Irving."

"I didn't think there was much in it," said Carnac, laughing, "though it
was real enough to cost me ten dollars. One has to pay for one's fun.
But I got a wife cheap at the price, and I didn't pay for the wedding
ring."
"No, the ring was mine," said Larue. "I had it a long time. It was my
engagement ring, and I want it back now."
Luzanne took it off her finger--it was much too large--and gave it to
him. "It's easy enough to get another," she said in a queer voice.
"You did the thing in style, young man," said Ingot to Carnac with a
nod.
"I'll do it better when it's the real thing," said Carnac. "I've had my
rehearsal now, and it seemed almost real."
"It was almost real," said Ingot, with his head turned away from Carnac,
but he winked at Larue and caught a furtive look from Luzanne's eye.
"I think we'd better have another hour hereabouts, then get back to New
York," said Larue. "There's a circus in the village--let us go to that."
At the village, they did the circus, called out praise to the clown, gave
the elephant some buns, and at five o'clock started back to New York.
Arrived at New York, they went to a hotel off Broadway for dinner,
and Carnac signed names in the hotel register as "Mr. and Mrs. Carnac
Grier." When he did it, he saw a furtive glance pass from Luzanne's
eyes to her father. It was disconcerting to him. Presently the two
adjourned to the sitting-room, and there he saw that the table was only