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CAESAR AND CLEOPATRA
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

ACT I
An October night on the Syrian border of Egypt towards the end of the
XXXIII Dynasty, in the year 706 by Roman computation, afterwards
reckoned by Christian computation as 48 B.C. A great radiance of
silver fire, the dawn of a moonlit night, is rising in the east. The stars
and the cloudless sky are our own contemporaries, nineteen and a half
centuries younger than we know them; but you would not guess that
from their appearance. Below them are two notable drawbacks of
civilization: a palace, and soldiers. The palace, an old, low, Syrian
building of whitened mud, is not so ugly as Buckingham Palace; and
the officers in the courtyard are more highly civilized than modern
English officers: for example, they do not dig up the corpses of their
dead enemies and mutilate them, as