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to be successful. He staked upon colors; never
upon numbers; and alternated from white to black after a fixed,
undeviating routine.
Less by experiment than by faith, the others gave up their own theories
to adopt his own. They resolved to collect every available sou, and,
confiding it to the keeping of Mr. Risque, send him to Germany, that he
might beggar the bankers, and so restore the Southern Colony to its
wonted prosperity.
Hugenot delivered a short address, wishing "the cause" good luck, but
declining to subscribe anything. He did not doubt the safety of "the
system" of course, but had an hereditary antipathy to gaming. The
precepts of all his ancestry were against it.
Poor Lees followed in a broken way, indicating sundry books, a guitar,
two pairs of old boots, and a canary bird, as the relics of his fortune.
These, Andy Plade, who possessed nothing, but thought he might
borrow a trifle, volunteered to dispose of, and Freckle, a Missourian,
who was tolerated in the colony only because he could be plucked,
asserted enthusiastically, and amid great sensation, that he yet had three
hundred francs at the banker's, his entire capital, all of which he meant
to devote to the most reliable project in the world.

At this episode, Pisgah, whose misfortunes had quite shattered his
nerves, proposed to drink at Freckle's expense to the success of the
system, and Hugenot was prevailed upon to advance twenty-one sous,
while Simp took the order to the adjacent marchand du vin.
When they had all filled, Hugenot, looking upon himself in the light of
a benefactor, considered it necessary to do something.
"Boys," he said, wiping his eves with the lining of a kid glove, "will
you esteem it unnatural, that a Suth Kurlinian, who sat--at an early age,
it is true--at the feet of the great Kulhoon, should lift up his voice and
weep in this day of ou-ah calamity?"
(Sensation, aggrieved by the sobs of Freckle, who, unused to spirits and
greatly affected--chokes.)
"When I cast my eye about this lofty chambah" (here Lees, who hasn't
been out of it for a year, hides himself beneath the bed-clothes); "when
I see these noble spih-its dwelling obscu' and penniless; when I
remembah that two short years ago, they waih of independent
fohtunes--one with his sugah, anotha with his cotton, a third with his
tobacco, in short, all the blessings of heaven bestowed upon a free
people--niggars, plantations, pleasures!--I can but lay my pooah hand
upon the manes of my ancestry, and ask in the name of ou-ah cause, is
there justice above or retribution upon the earth!"
A profound silence ensued, broken only by Mr. Plade, who called
Hugenot a man of sentiment, and slapped his back; while Freckle fell
upon Pisgah's bosom, and wished that his stomach was as full as his
heart.
Mr. Simp, who had been endeavoring to recollect some passages of his
address, in the case of the Jeemses, for that address had an universal
application, and might mean as much now as on the original occasion,
brought down one of those decayed boots which the marchand des
habits had thrice refused to buy, and said, stoutly:
"'By Gad! think of it, hyuh am I, a beggah, by Gad, without shoes to

my feet, suh! The wuth of one nigga would keep me now for a yeah. At
home, by Gad, I could afford to spend the wuth of a staving field hand
every twenty-fouah houahs. I'll sweah!" cried Simp in conclusion, "I
call this hard."
"I suppose the Yankees have confiscated my stocks in the Havre
steamers," muttered Andy Plade. "I consider they have done me out of
twenty thousand dollars."
"Brotha writes to me, last lettah," continued Freckle, who had
recovered, "every tree cut off the plantation--every nigga run off, down
to old Sim, a hundred years old--every panel of fence toted away--no
bacon in smoke-house--not an old rip in stable--no corn, coon, possum,
rabbit, fox, dog or hog within ten miles of the place--house stands in a
mire--mire stands in desert--Yankee general going to conscrip brotha. I
save myself, sp'ose, for stahvation."
"Wait till you come down to my condition," faltered the proprietor,
making emphasis with his meagre finger--"I have been my own enemy;
the Yankees will but finish what is almost consummated now. I tell you,
boys, I expect to die in this room; I shall never quit this bed. I am
offensive, wasted, withered, and would look gladly upon Père la
Chaise,[A] if with my bodily maladies my mind was not also diseased.
I have no fortitude; I am afraid of death!"
[Footnote A: The great Cemetery of Paris.]
The room seemed to grow suddenly cold, and the faces of all the
inmates became pale; they looked more squalid than