Aunt Deborah | Page 4

are so
cross. I don't think my mother will be, nor Cissy. I am sure Cissy won't
Poor Aunt Deborah! I suppose she can't help it." And with this
indulgent conclusion, Edward wended on his way.
Aunt Deborah's mood was by no means so pacific. She staid at home
fretting, fuming, and chafing, and storming herself hoarse--which, as
the people at the mill took care to keep out of earshot, was all so much
good scolding thrown away. The state of things since Edward's
departure had been so decisive, that even John Stokes thought it wiser
to keep himself aloof for a time; and although they pretty well guessed

that she would take measures to put in effect her threat of
disinheritance, the first outward demonstration came in the shape of a
young man (gentleman I suppose he called himself--ay, there is no
doubt but he wrote himself Esquire) who attended her to church a few
Sundays after, and was admitted to the honour of sitting in the same
pew.
Nothing could be more unlike our friend Edward than the stranger. Fair,
freckled, light-haired, light-eyed, with invisible eye-brows and
eye-lashes, insignificant in feature, pert and perking in expression, and
in figure so dwarfed and stunted, that though in point of age he had
evidently attained his full growth, (if one may use the expression to
such a he-doll,) Robert at fifteen would have made two of him,--such
was the new favourite. So far as appearance went, for certain Mrs.
Deborah had not changed for the better.
Gradually it oozed out, as, somehow or other, news, like water, will
find a vent, however small the cranny,--by slow degrees it came to be
understood that Mrs. Deborah's visiter was a certain Mr. Adolphus
Lynfield, clerk to an attorney of no great note in the good town of
Belford Regis, and nearly related, as he affirmed, to the Thornby
family.
Upon hearing these tidings, John Stokes, the son of old Simon
Thornly's sister, marched across the road, and finding the door upon the
latch, entered unannounced into the presence of his enemy.
"I think it my duty to let you know, cousin Deborah, that this here
chap's an impostor--a sham--and that you are a fool," was his
conciliatory opening. "Search the register. The Thornlys have been
yeomen of this parish ever since the time of Elizabeth--more shame to
you for forcing the last of the race to seek his bread elsewhere; and if
you can find such a name as Lynfield amongst 'em, I'll give you leave
to turn me into a pettifogging lawyer--that's all. Saunderses, and
Symondses, and Stokeses, and Mays, you'll find in plenty, but never a
Lynfield. Lynfield, quotha! it sounds like a made-up name in a
story-book! And as for 'Dolphus, why there never was anything like it
in all the generation, except my good old great aunt Dolly, and that

stood for Dorothy. All our names have been christian-like and English,
Toms, and Jacks, and Jems, and Bills, and Sims, and Neds--poor fellow!
None of your outlandish 'Dolphuses. Dang it, I believe the foolish
woman likes the chap the better for having a name she can't speak!
Remember, I warn you he's a sham!" And off strode the honest miller,
leaving Mrs. Deborah too angry for reply, and confirmed both in her
prejudice and prepossession by the natural effect of that spirit of
contradiction which formed so large an ingredient in her composition,
and was not wholly wanting in that of John Stokes.
Years passed away, and in spite of frequent ebbs and flows, the tide of
Mrs. Deborah's favour continued to set towards Mr. Adolphus Lynfield.
Once or twice indeed, report had said that he was fairly discarded, but
the very appearance of the good miller, anxious to improve the
opportunity for his protégé, had been sufficient to determine his cousin
to reinstate Mr. Adolphus in her good graces. Whether she really liked
him is doubtful. He entertained too good an opinion of himself to be
very successful in gaining that of other people.
That the gentleman was not deficient in "left-handed wisdom," was
proved pretty clearly by most of his actions; for instance, when routed
by the downright miller from the position which he had taken up of a
near kinsman by the father's side, he, like an able tactician, wheeled
about and called cousins with Mrs. Deborah's mother; and as that good
lady happened to have borne the very general, almost universal, name
of Smith, which is next to anonymous, even John Stokes could not
dislodge him from that entrenchment But he was not always so
dexterous. Cunning in him lacked the crowning perfection of hiding
itself under the appearance of honesty. His art never looked like nature.
It stared you in the face, and could not