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ignorance, protesting passionately that she did not want puffs on her
head, and heels on her shoes, and whalebones about her waist. That she
didn't care whether X plus Y equaled Z, or not, and that going to church
and saying the same thing a dozen times, drove all ideas of religion out
of her head. She would study at home, she declared, anything,
everything he suggested, if only she could do it, in her own way, out of
doors.
So the sorely puzzled Colonel had procured her the necessary text-
books, and she had plunged into her original method of self-education.
She usually fought out her mathematical battles down by the river,
using a stick on the sand for her calculations; history she studied in the
fork of an old elm, declaiming the most dramatic episodes aloud, to the
edification of the sparrows.
In the long winter months her favorite haunt was a little unused room
over the front hall, traditionally known as the library. Its only possible
excuse for the name was its one piece of furniture, a battered secretary
containing a small collection of musty volumes that did credit to the
taste of some long-departed Carsey.
Miss Lady had discovered the library in her paper-doll days, and had
ruthlessly clipped small bonneted ladies with flounced skirts from
magazines that dated back to the first year of publication. Later she had
discovered that some of the ladies had jokes on their backs, or rather
pieces of jokes, the rest of which she hunted up in the old magazines. It
was an easy step from the magazines to the books, and in time she
knew them all, from the little dog-eared copy of Horace in the upper
left-hand corner, to the fat Don Quixote in the lower right.
In this neglected little room, with its festoons of cobwebs, its musty
smell and its sense of old, forgotten things and people, she would tuck
herself away with a pocket full of apples, to study and read by the hour.
The Colonel had done his part, and she was determined to do hers; for
three years she kept sturdily at it, devouring the things she could
understand, and blithely skipping those she could not, extracting
meanwhile a vast amount of pleasure out of each passing day. For the

thing that differentiated Miss Lady from the rest of her fellow kind was
that she was usually glad. She liked to get up in the morning and to go
to bed at night, a peculiarity in itself sufficiently great to individualize
her. She greeted each new experience with enthusiasm and managed to
extract the largest possible quota of happiness out of the smallest and
most insignificant occasion.
As she went singing through the hall, the Colonel tried to frown over
his glasses, but he was only partially successful. She was too satisfying
a sight with her shining hair and eyes, and lithe, supple figure, every
motion of which bespoke that quick, unconscious freedom of body
peculiar to children and those favored of the gods, who never grow old.
The tall, awkward young man who had by this time arrived at the porch,
followed the Colonel's gaze, and then, without speaking, sat down on
the steps and clasped his hands about his knees. Noah Wicker's
awkwardness, however manifest to others, was evidently a matter of
small moment to him. He had apparently accepted the companionship
of unmanageable arms and legs without question, and without
embarrassment. His stubby blond hair rose straight from a high, broad
forehead, and grew down in square patches in front of his ears. His eyes,
small and steady, surveyed the world with profound indifference.
When Miss Lady disappeared the Colonel turned upon him suddenly:
"What about this rich young fellow over at your house? Who is he
anyhow?"
"Morley?" Noah crossed his knees deliberately. "Why, he's a brother-
in-law of Mr. Sequin."
"Not Basil Sequin, the president of the People's Bank! You don't say!"
The Colonel paused for a moment to digest this fact, then he went on:
"Hell-bent on farming I hear; wants your father to look around for a
place."
This not being in the form of a question, Noah conserved his energies.

"Don't amount to a hill of beans, I'll warrant," continued the Colonel,
with a watchful eye on Noah for denial or confirmation, but Noah was
noncommittal. "When a fellow gets to be twenty-three years old and
can't find anything better to do than to run around the country spending
his money, and playing with the girls, there's a screw loose somewhere.
What does he know about stock-farming?"
"Says he's been reading up."
"Fiddlesticks!" roared the Colonel. "You can't learn farming out of a
book! What does he know about horses?"
"Oh! He's on to horses all right,"