A Diversity of Creatures

A Diversity of Creatures, by
Rudyard Kipling

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Title: A Diversity of Creatures
Author: Rudyard Kipling
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A DIVERSITY OF CREATURES

By
RUDYARD KIPLING
1917

PREFACE
With two exceptions, the dates at the head of these stories show when
they were published in magazine form. 'The Village that Voted the
Earth was Flat,' and 'My Son's Wife' carry the dates when they were
written.
RUDYARD KIPLING.

CONTENTS
As Easy as ABC
MacDonough's Song
Friendly Brook
The Land
In the Same Boat
'Helen all Alone'
The Honours of War
The Children
The Dog Hervey
The Comforters

The Village that Voted the Earth was Flat
The Press
In the Presence
Jobson's Amen
Regulus
A Translation
The Edge of the Evening
Rebirth
The Horse Marines
The Legend of Mirth
'My Son's Wife'
The Floods
The Fabulists
The Vortex
The Song of Seven Cities
'Swept and Garnished'
Mary Postgate
The Beginnings

A DIVERSITY OF CREATURES

As Easy as A.B.C.
(1912)
The A.B.C., that semi-elected, semi-nominated body of a few score
persons, controls the Planet. Transportation is Civilisation, our motto
runs. Theoretically we do what we please, so long as we do not
interfere with the traffic and all it implies. Practically, the A.B.C.
confirms or annuls all international arrangements, and, to judge from
its last report, finds our tolerant, humorous, lazy little Planet only too
ready to shift the whole burden of public administration on its
shoulders.
'With the Night Mail[1].'
[Footnote 1: Actions and Reactions.]
Isn't it almost time that our Planet took some interest in the proceedings
of the Aërial Board of Control? One knows that easy communications
nowadays, and lack of privacy in the past, have killed all curiosity
among mankind, but as the Board's Official Reporter I am bound to tell
my tale.
At 9.30 A.M., August 26, A.D. 2065, the Board, sitting in London, was
informed by De Forest that the District of Northern Illinois had
riotously cut itself out of all systems and would remain disconnected
till the Board should take over and administer it direct.
Every Northern Illinois freight and passenger tower was, he reported,
out of action; all District main, local, and guiding lights had been
extinguished; all General Communications were dumb, and through
traffic had been diverted. No reason had been given, but he gathered
unofficially from the Mayor of Chicago that the District complained of
'crowd-making and invasion of privacy.'
As a matter of fact, it is of no importance whether Northern Illinois stay
in or out of planetary circuit; as a matter of policy, any complaint of

invasion of privacy needs immediate investigation, lest worse follow.
By 9-45 A.M. De Forest, Dragomiroff (Russia), Takahira (Japan), and
Pirolo (Italy) were empowered to visit Illinois and 'to take such steps as
might be necessary for the resumption of traffic and all that that
implies.' By 10 A.M. the Hall was empty, and the four Members and I
were aboard what Pirolo insisted on calling 'my leetle godchild'--that is
to say, the new Victor Pirolo. Our Planet prefers to know Victor Pirolo
as a gentle, grey-haired enthusiast who spends his time near Foggia,
inventing or creating new breeds of Spanish-Italian olive-trees; but
there is another side to his nature--the manufacture of quaint inventions,
of which the Victor Pirolo is, perhaps, not the least surprising. She and
a few score sister-craft of the same type embody his latest ideas. But
she is not comfortable. An A.B.C. boat does not take the air with the
level-keeled lift of a liner, but shoots up rocket-fashion like the
'aeroplane' of our ancestors, and makes her height at top-speed from the
first. That is why I found myself sitting suddenly on the large lap of
Eustace Arnott, who commands the A.B.C. Fleet. One knows vaguely
that there is such a thing as a Fleet somewhere on the Planet, and that,
theoretically, it exists for the purposes of what used to be known as
'war.' Only a week before, while visiting a glacier sanatorium behind
Gothaven, I had seen some squadrons making false auroras far to the
north while they manoeuvred round the Pole; but, naturally, it had
never occurred to me that the things could be used in earnest.
Said Arnott to De Forest as I staggered to