A Damsel in Distress | Page 5

so forth? What did you want to see me
about?"
"Well, Reggie, what is the news?"
"Eh? What? News? Didn't you get hold of a paper at breakfast?
Nothing much in it. Tam Duggan beat Alec Fraser three up and two to
play at Prestwick. I didn't notice anything else much. There's a new
musical comedy at the Regal. Opened last night, and seems to be just
like mother makes. The Morning Post gave it a topping notice. I must
trickle up to town and see it some time this week."
Lady Caroline frowned. This slowness in the uptake, coming so soon
after her brother's inattention, displeased her.
"No, no, no. I mean you and Maud have been talking to each other for
quite a long time, and she seemed very interested in what you were
saying. I hoped you might have some good news for me."
Reggie's face brightened. He caught her drift.

"Oh, ah, yes, I see what you mean. No, there wasn't anything of that
sort or shape or order."
"What were you saying to her, then, that interested her so much?"
"I was explaining how I landed dead on the pin with my spoon out of a
sand-trap at the eleventh hole yesterday. It certainly was a pretty ripe
shot, considering. I'd sliced into this baby bunker, don't you know; I
simply can't keep 'em straight with the iron nowadays--and there the
pill was, grinning up at me from the sand. Of course, strictly speaking,
I ought to have used a niblick, but--
"Do you mean to say, Reggie, that, with such an excellent opportunity,
you did not ask Maud to marry you?"
"I see what you mean. Well, as a matter of absolute fact, I, as it were,
didn't."
Lady Caroline uttered a wordless sound.
"By the way, mater," said Reggie, "I forgot to tell you about that. It's all
off."
"What!"
"Absolutely. You see, it appears there's a chappie unknown for whom
Maud has an absolute pash. It seems she met this sportsman up in
Wales last summer. She was caught in the rain, and he happened to be
passing and rallied round with his rain-coat, and one thing led to
another. Always raining in Wales, what! Good fishing, though, here
and there. Well, what I mean is, this cove was so deucedly civil, and all
that, that now she won't look at anybody else. He's the blue-eyed boy,
and everybody else is an also-ran, with about as much chance as a blind
man with one arm trying to get out of a bunker with a tooth-pick."
"What perfect nonsense! I know all about that affair. It was just a
passing fancy that never meant anything. Maud has got over that long
ago."

"She didn't seem to think so."
"Now, Reggie," said Lady Caroline tensely, "please listen to me. You
know that the castle will be full of people in a day or two for Percy's
coming-of-age, and this next few days may be your last chance of
having a real, long, private talk with Maud. I shall be seriously annoyed
if you neglect this opportunity. There is no excuse for the way you are
behaving. Maud is a charming girl--"
"Oh, absolutely! One of the best."
"Very well, then!"
"But, mater, what I mean to say is--"
"I don't want any more temporizing, Reggie!"
"No, no! Absolutely not!" said Reggie dutifully, wishing he knew what
the word meant, and wishing also that life had not become so
frightfully complex.
"Now, this afternoon, why should you not take Maud for a long ride in
your car?"
Reggie grew more cheerful. At least he had an answer for that.
"Can't be done, I'm afraid. I've got to motor into town to meet Percy.
He's arriving from Oxford this morning. I promised to meet him in
town and tool him back in the car."
"I see. Well, then, why couldn't you--?"
"I say, mater, dear old soul," said Reggie hastily, "I think you'd better
tear yourself away and what not. If you're catching the twelve-fifteen,
you ought to be staggering round to see you haven't forgotten anything.
There's the car coming round now."
"I wish now I had decided to go by a later train."

"No, no, mustn't miss the twelve-fifteen. Good, fruity train. Everybody
speaks well of it. Well, see you anon, mater. I think you'd better run
like a hare."
"You will remember what I said?"
"Oh, absolutely!"
"Good-bye, then. I shall be back tomorrow."
Reggie returned slowly to his stone seat. He breathed a little heavily as
he felt for his cigarette case. He felt like a hunted fawn.
Maud came out of the house as the car disappeared down the long
avenue of elms. She crossed the terrace to where Reggie sat brooding
on life